I have a couple of moments in my more than 25 years in this
world. One of them was the miraculous way I passed my WAEC in flying colours
despite the massive failure then in 2014. Aside this, there is one moment I
wish I could turn back the hands of time to face again if given the chance. It
was so dramatic. Probably one day I could make a movie out of it.
I became active on Facebook in the year 2010, I mean very active
in the sense of an addiction. Then I was in my final year in Obafemi Awolowo
University during my first degree days. I met this cute girl on Facebook, a
student of Unilag living in Lagos. Then Facebook still had a lot of good people
unlike now that the 'runs girls' realized the advantage in expanding the scope
of their businesses online. We got talking extensively.
At that time, I was
using a pathetic phone model named Nokia 3110c. I used to come online mostly
with opera mini cheat codes of several networks. It was really fun. The girl
and I got chatting frequently day by day. There were no concrete data plans
then so she used to browse with her credit which was highly exorbitant.
I never bothered to demand for her phone number because I
wasn't interested in incurring any communication costs. That's a broke guy's mentality and I accept
lol. She thought I was well to do due to my long stay online. I didn’t reveal
to her the secret behind my prolonged online presence. We became really cool
friends, touching several aspects of our lives in gist and I jokingly asked her
out. She was on the fence concerning that but we both laughed over the issue.
On one fateful day, I asked for her phone number which she made available to me.
When I called and heard that sonorous voice of hers, I knew she wasn't my usual
Ibadan girls because I reside in Ibadan. The voice was different. She said she
was in a market place and promised to ring me back. I never believed. You know
our girls use the word 'call'
interchangeable with the word 'flash'.
To my greatest surprise she later called. She called my glo line with an airtel
line. She was so calm in her talk that I started feeling uncomfortable due to
the perceived cost of the call. I rushed the call and virtually ended it for
her. She found that approach so strange. You wouldn't blame me. I was
conserving her credit for her when she had more than a enough. Things kicked
off from there till I visited my friend at Olodi Apapa, Lagos. Part of the plan
was to see her.
I have this usual style of looking good with no cash in my
pocket. It could be very deceitful. We met at Olodi Apapa, I was forced to
usher her into one eatery named Tetrazini because I needed a cozy spot where we
could talk. She was quite chubby with a massive behind like OAP Toolz Oniru. I
couldn't afford much; my coming to Lagos was without the knowledge of my
parents, so there was no financial support. I bought two bottles of coke and
two meat pies. We got talking. I was taking the refreshments bit by bit to
sustain the talk. In less than an hour, we were done eating. To my greatest
surprise, she decided to take over the date. She stood up and bought two plates
of spaghetti, chicken with water for both of us. This was a rare benevolence.
That chicken lap was almost the size of a baseball bat lol. Just joking anyway.
We got eating and the chat was intensified. She told me point blank that I was
looking expensive. She commended my red La Coste sneakers, my jeans trousers
and my black shirt. I was feeling high. She couldn't stop staring at me and
kept smiling.
We both finished the meal that was quite heavenly. As we
prepared to go, she decided to visit the restroom for the purpose of making up.
When she got there, she called me after a minute. I thought she was in danger,
I decided to be a superman so I rushed to join her. On getting there, I found
out that she was okay. I was still curious about the reason why she summoned
me. I was stunned when she asked if she could kiss me. Ajebuter girls get
madness sha. This is a girl that is yet to agree to date me. If I hear
say I talk no. Immediately I nodded in acceptance, she charged at me. I have
never seen a girl with such an urge to kiss. She held onto me like her life
depended on me. It was what I wanted too. I love adventures; I love crazy and
daring people. I played along. It was fun. We went to the inner part of the
restroom. One thing led to another and we made out. It happened unprotected.
Immediately my fuel entered the reservoir, we both came back to our senses. She
started regretting it while I got this bossy feeling. She was scared of STDs as
well as pregnancy. I got postinor 2 for her immediately. She was really terrified
like I jinxed her. I pacified her and that moment marked a turning point in our
relationship. I never believed my eyes. It was like a mirage. I have seen some
crazy admirers all my life but her zeal was unique. Painfully that was the last
time I saw her. I wish our paths will cross again before I get married. She was
indeed angelic. My story ends here. Thanks for following.
Osayimwen Osahon George
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